Jake Swearingen, You Did It Again

Another hilarious journal. Three-way tie for my favorite line in this, but the contenders are:

"Anything worth stealing has already been stolen by people braver than me."

and

"If you had told me four months ago I'd be overjoyed to be sleeping with a bunch of armed rednecks that I'm like ninety percent sure are soaring on meth, I would have laughed and laughed. Life, it comes at you strange sometimes, you know?"

and

"And here's how everything can change."

-R