I showed up to an ugly holiday sweater contest the other night in this little handmade number...
While at the party, I also learned this:
My Bud: Oh, tongue out for good luck, I see.
Me: Huh?
My Bud: Tongue out means good luck. When a hunter takes a kill photo after shooting an animal, if the animal's tongue is out, that is good luck. A lot of hunters will pull the tongue out for the photo, but the best luck is if the tongue is already out when you find the body.
Me: Ohhhhh!
My buddy must have been right, because me and puffy-paint Rudolf took home first prize. Those with a keen eye for fashion will recognize a similar puffy-paint motif in my onesies from last season. Puffy-Paint=Second best $5 I ever spent*.
*First best $5 we ever spent was getting a second key made for the van before leaving for tour. We would have been locked out of the van at least three times otherwise.
-Ryan
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